4/30/09-Visited someone's house to fix their computer..they apparently don't know its 2009..

Another day..could be warmer..

Little fish, little fish, I'm the king of the sea..http://bit.ly/mtY6N

Have you walked your shark today?

Think I need to start a sandwich chain called Awesomo's, $12 sandwiches..best sandwiches in the world. Where you goin'? Awesome Joe's, I mean Awesomo's..

Good morning ppl

Getting sun..

Demolished the deck-o-death today. Don't think our pirate ship deck theme is going fly..

Amazed how twitter vastly grows everyday..

Having a bad day..

Ahh almost forgot there was a sun..

Plotting which weather man to strangle first..

At that place called work..

Wiring car stereo..

6:45am- Why does my bathroom abnormally smell like garlic factory? ..tired

Nothin' like a whole lot of work..

Tryin' to figure out how to power my Jeep with 1.21 jigawatts..

http://ping.fm/p/F3k2t - I now have new brakes and can stop!...but I what I want to know is who wants a hi5..

Off today and thinking about changing brakes..

Hang over..

Fact: It takes 45 seconds to make a protein shake, 1:30 minutes total to make and drink it.

Today on Jason Lynch's agenda.. 1. Sail my boat. 2. Wash my Porsche. 3. and book signings..etc

..having bad coffee day

Tired..

Dirty Harry stole my money!!!!

"ce qui s'est produit? ce qui s'est produit?" - What huh? English! "What..have..you..done!?!"